Girlfriends guide to dating a geek
I just have to play one more, I will definitely win this one… She hasn’t even seen you at your worst when you’ve full on thrown your controller over the room and then scampered across to see it’s OK. ’ When she catches you at 7am online on Whats App and asks you why you’re up so early on a Sunday and you actually have just grinded your Shaman to level 110 and not slept a wink. I want a new gaming headset but I don’t want you to buy it as you have no idea what I’m am looking for. ‘Hope you’re enjoying Call Of Duty’ *Playing Battlefield 1* Because I play on a PC with loads of extra lights on it she thinks I know loads of stuff about computers. Because she’s downloading all of her squad photos, watching Netflix and uploading selfies all at the same time. Prepare for questions like: ‘Wait you’re dressing up? No, I can’t text you back about Beyonce’s new fashion line. She was also 19, with an irresistible English accent and very cute to boot. Except that she dumped me, pulverizing my heart into nanoparticles. That's also when my career as a professional virgin came to an end. Mom, dad, the sex-ed teacher - none of them had taught me any of this stuff. As guys, a lot of what we did in physics and math class was to try to straighten crooked stuff out.
Slowly, I caught on that I knew about dating and women was wrong. They have read every related comic book, seen every related movie, and played every related video game. Plus, simply having their own skin will come in handy, in the event of a zombie apocalypse.